Archive for the ‘Crazybitch Neighbour’ Category

The thing about the cooler weather is that people tend to leave their doors and windows closed to keep in the warmth. This also means I’m not likely to hear much from crazybitch for quite some time unless we get some unseasonally warm weather. Ultimately it’s a good thing in terms of not having to listen to the general annoying-ness of it, but also sad for those who have grown to love the sound of her shrill voice. Sorry guys.

In any case, I guess I’ll have to find something new to entertain you with on those rare occassions that I do actually post something here. There is always more room for duck porn right? Good.


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I think the humidity just gets to some people more than others.. it really angries up crazybitches’ blood anyway!

Tonights argument happened because crazybitch gave her husband 2 options.. help out with dinner, or sit back and relax. He said he would help out with dinner..but apparently had a change of heart and decided to sit back and relax after all.. BUT since he LIED and said he wanted to help, then didn’t, well obviously that’s just asking for trouble!!! According to crazybitch, if he had admitted in the first place he wanted to relax then she would have been totally fine with that and hence no argument would have occurred…. Can you smell that? Smells like bullshit..

It went on for an hour or so, but thankfully you don’t have to listen to it all.

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Things have been a little quiet on the crazybitch neighbour front recently, but there has been a little more activity over the last few days.. (I’m guessing she doesn’t handle this time of month very well iykwim?). Todays argument seems to have been sparked by her husband doing something wrong in the home renovation department. After over an hour or so of relentless nagging on her part – this was the best he could come back with. Either he was exhausted from all the nagging and/or botched renovations, or crazybitch was right.. he really does need to “grow some balls”..

Too many cicadas…

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Here are my kids’ dinosaurs (she calls these ones longneck and bigmouth), with some crazybitch mixed in just a little… It was a very windy day today..

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I was sorting through some of the files on my laptop and stumbled across this clip I took back in November. There was a cheeky sparrow hanging around the deck that I wanted to capture, but guess what happens to be going on in the background?! I may as well file this under “crazybitch” too I guess..

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I live next door to a woman whom I have nicknamed “crazybitch neighbour” due to the constant yelling and screaming she does at her husband on an almost daily basis. The fights are generally one sided, and go on for quite a while as neither party seems to want to just “drop it”. It’s both equally entertaining and annoying, which is why I haven’t actually told them to shut up while they’re going at it. I probably should though, as my kids are hearing this as well and I’m not too keen about them walking around dropping the f-bomb like crazybitch (yes, I swear, but not around the kids).

Perhaps she’s not always a crazybitch, I don’t know..I don’t know either of them, and in the years I have lived next door to her we have only spoken a handful of times. He moved in about a year ago and they have been married less than 6 months, so I guess you could still call them “Newlyweds”. Do you feel the love?

Today’s argument appears to have started because of potatoes. We all know how infuriating potatoes can be.

Oh no you didn’t! (Did she just say “blowjob and a massage?”)

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